Good Read...

So there is a bit of tradition in our little city Long Beach within the high school during the week of homecoming. It never fails that some of the Middle school kids try and get in on the tradition. This "tradition" is the act of toilet papering "rolling" people's houses. (You might be familiar with this type of shenanigans) For this 1 week out of every year the police will not make arrest or try to intervene while youth roll people's homes. Usually it is a sign of appreciation and great love if your home is rolled. So...after working all day 2 weekends ago preparing for our cattle sale we came home to this -

This tree -----------^ has a HUGE bee hive in it so the rollers are lucking they did not get stung.

I'm not gonna lie...it was a good roll job; however, it could have been better had they used the whole roll of toilet paper.

I found this whole roll! You might be wondering how I could look sooo good at 1 AM, especially after working all day and evening at the farm...it's all natural.

The left overs. These people had so much potential, but fell short of what could have been even better! No good underachievers.

How do you get toilet paper out of the tops of your trees??? You set the paper on fire! WARNING: Do not try this unless it has rained recently!

So who were these underachievers...well at first we assumed it was my mother and all my siblings. Come to find out it was Lulu and James (my youngest sister and brother). Evidently my mom would not allow James to go rolling seeing as how he is only 13. Lulu; however, felt it was vitally important for James' development as a child to participate even though he is not in High school. So my mom suggested for him to roll "the middle school youth leaders house" i.e. my house.

Even though the idea was my mom's Lulu was indeed the ring leader and most at fault. So revenge was in order. This may not be funny to all those reading this blog unless you know a few things about my sister Lulu: 1) she is VERY concerned with the care and condition of her car 2) she is not happy with her current single status and the lack-age of a male relationship in her life 3) she would not appreciate the Vaseline under her door handles.

Notice the front passenger door window.

All is well that ends well. =)